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...this time, is whatever I want it to mean.: The Gay Questionnaire
1. How old were you when you knew you were gay? I'd say about 20. I tried the whole bi-sexual thing and always knew I was different than the other boys, but just thought I was smarter than them?
2. Have you ever had sex with the opposite sex? Yes
3. Who was the first person you came out to? This high school friend of mine. We were sharing a bed one Memorial Day weekend down the NJ shore. He had just broken up with someone and I was giving him heartache advice when he asked, "Was yours a man or a woman?"
4. Are you out to your family? Yes.
5. Do you want children? Sometimes, but probably not.
6. Do you have more gay friends or straight friends? I don't think I have all that much of either to be honest (it's been a strange cleaning out the closet year), but I'm leaning more towards more gay friends, but that's not a preference.
7. Were you out in school? No.
8. Is your best friend the same sex as you? I don't have one.
9. If your best friend is the same sex, have you ever had sex with them? N/A
10. Have you ever done crystal meth? *grin*
11. Have you ever been in a sling? *grinning bigger*
12. Have you ever done a 3-way? Is the Pope Catholic?
13. Have you ever dressed in drag? Technically, yes...but I was 17 and we all dressed as cheerleaders for Halloween in high school.
14. Would you date a drag queen? Possibly...why would anyone limit themselves like that?
15. Are you a top/bottom or truly versatile? Lately...70/30 (but quite the aggressive 30).
16. Have you seen an uncircumcised penis? I've seen it all.
17. Have you had sex with someone of a different ethnicity? Yes.
18. Have you ever barebacked? Yes.
19. How many Cher CDs do you own? People own CD's? None, but have some songs from iTunes.
20. Name of your first love? Robert.
21. Do you still talk to them? No.
22. Does size matter? It depends. But mostly no.
23. Biggest turn on? Smile, sexy legs, lips, hands, the way he talks, tough guy sex appeal that you can dig through to get to the teddy bear, white sox and a FILTHY mind.
24. Biggest turn off? Arrogance, horrible body image (good and bad), shallow, liars, the usual
25. Ever been harassed due to you orientation? Yes.
26. Worst gay stereotype that applies to you? I love to shop for clothes and will cut up something in my head (unless asked) even when inappropriate. I could be watching the hottest porn and be like, "Why would he wear that over there?"
27. Ever been to a pride rally? Yes.
28. Would you marry if you could? I hate weddings. Mine (if ever) would be a lavish sit down dinner for maybe 50 people.
29. Would you rather be rich and smart or young and beautiful? Rich and smart.
30. Do you sculpt your eyebrows? I used to wax a lot...now I don't even touch them (don't have to).
31. Do you trim your body hair? None of it...unless he wants it that way.
32. Ever had sex with more than one person in a day? Remember what I asked you about the Pope?
33. Ever been to an orgy? Oh Pope?
34. Have you dated your best friends ex? N/A
35. Would you vote for Hillary Clinton if she ran for president? NEVER! Read "The Truth About Hillary" and you won't either!
36. Do you want monogamy in your relationships? Demand it.
37. Do you believe in true love? I do, but feel there is a timeframe for it.
38. Do you have any tattoos? Not a one.
39. Do you have any piercings? One left that I think each week about removing..
40. Would you date a smoker? I have and hate it, but if that's the worst thing they do...I deal.
41. Do you get HIV tests every 6 months? Yes, still HIV- as of Feb or March (have to look).
42. Do you know anyone who has died from H.I.V.? No, I do not.
43. Do you know what Stonewall was? Yes.
44. Strangest place you have had sex? I couldn't even begin to tell you.
45. Strangest place you've woken up? I couldn't even begin to tell you.
46. Are your best years behind or in front of you? I really don't know.
47. Favorite porn movie? All of it. GOOD FOR YOU is what I say.
48. Are you in love now? No.
49. Ever been in love with a straight guy? Yes.
50. Did you ever have sex with him? Not with him, but with many of his friends *snap*
51. Have you ever been to a nude beach? Yes.
52. Have you ever been to a bath house? Yes.
53. Ever had sex in public? Yes.
54. Have you ever been/stayed in a relationship for Money or Security, instead of Love and Friendship? Never.
55. Have you ever keyed someone's car? No, but may have seen someone do other horrible things to it.
56. Have you ever fantasized killing someone not famous? Nope.
57. Have you ever witnessed someone dying? Yes...a man on the street that was just hit by a car.
58. Have you ever contemplated suicide? Yes.
59. Are you glad you're still here? Usually.
1. How old were you when you knew you were gay? I'd say about 20. I tried the whole bi-sexual thing and always knew I was different than the other boys, but just thought I was smarter than them?
2. Have you ever had sex with the opposite sex? Yes
3. Who was the first person you came out to? This high school friend of mine. We were sharing a bed one Memorial Day weekend down the NJ shore. He had just broken up with someone and I was giving him heartache advice when he asked, "Was yours a man or a woman?"
4. Are you out to your family? Yes.
5. Do you want children? Sometimes, but probably not.
6. Do you have more gay friends or straight friends? I don't think I have all that much of either to be honest (it's been a strange cleaning out the closet year), but I'm leaning more towards more gay friends, but that's not a preference.
7. Were you out in school? No.
8. Is your best friend the same sex as you? I don't have one.
9. If your best friend is the same sex, have you ever had sex with them? N/A
10. Have you ever done crystal meth? *grin*
11. Have you ever been in a sling? *grinning bigger*
12. Have you ever done a 3-way? Is the Pope Catholic?
13. Have you ever dressed in drag? Technically, yes...but I was 17 and we all dressed as cheerleaders for Halloween in high school.
14. Would you date a drag queen? Possibly...why would anyone limit themselves like that?
15. Are you a top/bottom or truly versatile? Lately...70/30 (but quite the aggressive 30).
16. Have you seen an uncircumcised penis? I've seen it all.
17. Have you had sex with someone of a different ethnicity? Yes.
18. Have you ever barebacked? Yes.
19. How many Cher CDs do you own? People own CD's? None, but have some songs from iTunes.
20. Name of your first love? Robert.
21. Do you still talk to them? No.
22. Does size matter? It depends. But mostly no.
23. Biggest turn on? Smile, sexy legs, lips, hands, the way he talks, tough guy sex appeal that you can dig through to get to the teddy bear, white sox and a FILTHY mind.
24. Biggest turn off? Arrogance, horrible body image (good and bad), shallow, liars, the usual
25. Ever been harassed due to you orientation? Yes.
26. Worst gay stereotype that applies to you? I love to shop for clothes and will cut up something in my head (unless asked) even when inappropriate. I could be watching the hottest porn and be like, "Why would he wear that over there?"
27. Ever been to a pride rally? Yes.
28. Would you marry if you could? I hate weddings. Mine (if ever) would be a lavish sit down dinner for maybe 50 people.
29. Would you rather be rich and smart or young and beautiful? Rich and smart.
30. Do you sculpt your eyebrows? I used to wax a lot...now I don't even touch them (don't have to).
31. Do you trim your body hair? None of it...unless he wants it that way.
32. Ever had sex with more than one person in a day? Remember what I asked you about the Pope?
33. Ever been to an orgy? Oh Pope?
34. Have you dated your best friends ex? N/A
35. Would you vote for Hillary Clinton if she ran for president? NEVER! Read "The Truth About Hillary" and you won't either!
36. Do you want monogamy in your relationships? Demand it.
37. Do you believe in true love? I do, but feel there is a timeframe for it.
38. Do you have any tattoos? Not a one.
39. Do you have any piercings? One left that I think each week about removing..
40. Would you date a smoker? I have and hate it, but if that's the worst thing they do...I deal.
41. Do you get HIV tests every 6 months? Yes, still HIV- as of Feb or March (have to look).
42. Do you know anyone who has died from H.I.V.? No, I do not.
43. Do you know what Stonewall was? Yes.
44. Strangest place you have had sex? I couldn't even begin to tell you.
45. Strangest place you've woken up? I couldn't even begin to tell you.
46. Are your best years behind or in front of you? I really don't know.
47. Favorite porn movie? All of it. GOOD FOR YOU is what I say.
48. Are you in love now? No.
49. Ever been in love with a straight guy? Yes.
50. Did you ever have sex with him? Not with him, but with many of his friends *snap*
51. Have you ever been to a nude beach? Yes.
52. Have you ever been to a bath house? Yes.
53. Ever had sex in public? Yes.
54. Have you ever been/stayed in a relationship for Money or Security, instead of Love and Friendship? Never.
55. Have you ever keyed someone's car? No, but may have seen someone do other horrible things to it.
56. Have you ever fantasized killing someone not famous? Nope.
57. Have you ever witnessed someone dying? Yes...a man on the street that was just hit by a car.
58. Have you ever contemplated suicide? Yes.
59. Are you glad you're still here? Usually.
posted by cockoholick at 10:49 PM
3 Comments:
be careful with that meth stuff.
How old are you?
I like your answers, man.
Many of the same here -- although you're on closer terms summoning the pope than I am. Suddenly i feel a little sheltered.
Good read, regardless.
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