Saturday, January 06, 2007

How was your day, Dan?

How was your day, Dan?: "I just wanted to update you on the progress of Operation: Husband Hunt 2007. I'll have you know that things are not going well, it has been 5 days into the New Year and all I have to show for it is...well, nothing.

I am concerned, because I may have to send in more troops to reinforce the effort, but Congress believes that will stretch my armies to the breaking point, with no tactical benefit. Unfortunately I'm afraid I may have no other choice, as the present course is proving to be a failure.

Excuse me while I search the Tiffany & Co. site for my wedding china. Hope he likes it, whoever he ends up being."

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