Fox In The City
Fox In The City: "Saturday vs. Friday
Saturday night, through circumstances that aren't important , I ended up at a straight bar in Astoria at 1:30 AM. The following 5 observations:
1) Fat chicks screaming along to 'Living On A Prayer' is endlessly amusing. Endlessly.
2) Straight dudes will buy you drinks if they want to fuck your lady friend and figure out that you aren't a threat.
3) Your lady friend's lips might say 'I'm not interested in either of them', but her actions say otherwise.
4) After blackberry brandy shots, you can gargle your mouth out with all the Jameson's in the world, you will still not be able to get the nasty out of your mouth.
5) All straight bars should have somewhat sexy bartenders with Irish accents and killer asses.
Friday night, through circumstances that aren't important, I ended up briefly at Marie's Crisis. The following 5 observations:
1) Fat faggots screaming along to 'Suddenly Seymour' is endlessly terrifying. Endlessly.
2) No one will buy you drinks when you are openly laughing at the the entire crowd.
3) Your roommate's lips might say 'I'm not drunk', but his actions say otherwise.
4) After medley's from 'Hair', you can gargle your brain out with all the smoke in the world, you will still not be able to get the 'Pederasty...' out of your head.
5) In retrospect, all gay bars should have somewhat sexy bartenders with Irish accents and killer asses."
Saturday night, through circumstances that aren't important , I ended up at a straight bar in Astoria at 1:30 AM. The following 5 observations:
1) Fat chicks screaming along to 'Living On A Prayer' is endlessly amusing. Endlessly.
2) Straight dudes will buy you drinks if they want to fuck your lady friend and figure out that you aren't a threat.
3) Your lady friend's lips might say 'I'm not interested in either of them', but her actions say otherwise.
4) After blackberry brandy shots, you can gargle your mouth out with all the Jameson's in the world, you will still not be able to get the nasty out of your mouth.
5) All straight bars should have somewhat sexy bartenders with Irish accents and killer asses.
Friday night, through circumstances that aren't important, I ended up briefly at Marie's Crisis. The following 5 observations:
1) Fat faggots screaming along to 'Suddenly Seymour' is endlessly terrifying. Endlessly.
2) No one will buy you drinks when you are openly laughing at the the entire crowd.
3) Your roommate's lips might say 'I'm not drunk', but his actions say otherwise.
4) After medley's from 'Hair', you can gargle your brain out with all the smoke in the world, you will still not be able to get the 'Pederasty...' out of your head.
5) In retrospect, all gay bars should have somewhat sexy bartenders with Irish accents and killer asses."
posted by cockoholick at 8:14 PM
1 Comments:
I think I really understand what you are saying here...or it just may be the bottle and half of wine and giggling at desperate housewives...hmmm...glad you are blogging again...i enjoy your site...
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