The Gideonse Bible
The Gideonse Bible:
- Fraternities. Those boys have too much confidence. Because they don't have any. Because if they did, they wouldn't need a false masculinist community to make them feel better about themselves. Also, why are so many of them so cute? Um. Because I hate myself.
- Sororities. Y'all are wearing too much make-up. And must you wear the sweatshirts with the Greek letters? It just screams: 'I got drunk and doinked a lacrosse player and all I got was this lousy sweatshirt.' Okay, that was misogynist. Or something. Sorry.
- The popularity of fraternities and sororties on campus makes me realize how much I fear/envy/desire straight people. I guess I know that now. And knowing is half the battle."
- Fraternities. Those boys have too much confidence. Because they don't have any. Because if they did, they wouldn't need a false masculinist community to make them feel better about themselves. Also, why are so many of them so cute? Um. Because I hate myself.
- Sororities. Y'all are wearing too much make-up. And must you wear the sweatshirts with the Greek letters? It just screams: 'I got drunk and doinked a lacrosse player and all I got was this lousy sweatshirt.' Okay, that was misogynist. Or something. Sorry.
- The popularity of fraternities and sororties on campus makes me realize how much I fear/envy/desire straight people. I guess I know that now. And knowing is half the battle."
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