Vividblurry.com | Male, gay and fabulously interesting

Vividblurry.com | Male, gay and fabulously interesting: "Once again, Metro Weekly has chosen to profile one of D.C.'s Golden Boys, i.e. an individual under the age of 25 who hasn't yet saddled up to the crystal meth buffet at Nation, exposed himself for a free mixed drink at the Green Lantern, and otherwise fallen through the cracks of humanity. Fredy - a 22-year-old immigrant (ergo, the peculiar spelling of his name) whose first English utterance was 'Can I kiss you?' - is about as vanilla as it gets.

His favorite website is Myspace.com, he's always wanted to try skydiving, and his dream guy 'became [a] reality three years ago.' Oh, and he claims to play both pitcher and catcher in the 'big baseball game of life,' adding, 'It doesn't get better than that.' Yeah, you almost got away with that one, Fredy, but you're lying through your chest hair. You bottom you."