Gurls Gone Ugly

I Probably Hate You.:

Gurls Gone Ugly.

This could quiet possibly the ugliest house in Fire Island.

And by ugly, I mean tired and pathetic.....And by tired and pathetic, I mean exhaustingly nauseating.
These kids are worst then fucking dry heaves during a hang over.
Oh and by theses kids, I mean early thirties hair dressers, waiters and your local 'Bang-Bang' retail clerks.

These are the type of kids who aspire to be American Idol top 24 contestants, reality T.V stars and of course you know they totally get all dressed up to go get milk at the corner deli hoping to get 'discovered' by some huge agent or porn maker.

You guys are so cool! I want to be you!!! Be you all!!! and By be you I mean I want to beat you to death with your own man purses.

I can't wait til these people can't afford Fire Island anymore.......But seriously, How many waiters does it take to scrounge up money to buy a share in Fire Island? Well according to that pic about 9.

Stiletto kisses and oh yeah, your blog is so witty and funny and omg fabu!!!!

Hope you get deported."