I Probably Hate You.

I Probably Hate You.: "I never ever thought I would be embarrassed from saying these three magical words....'Fuck you Fag', but I unfortunately was proven wrong today.

So I was on my way to my boxing gym when I realized that I would have to cross 5th avenue during the Denial Day Parade aka The Pride Parade. Simple enough right? Well not so simple when you are me. I was walking down 23rd street and as I approach 5th avenue I started to see the old tired queens and the pathetic marchers and some like teen trannie group or something. Of course everyone was staring at me cause I was head and shoulders better looking then the rest of the crowd.

So anyways, as i was waiting for the teen tranny group to pass and for the police to let us cross the avenue I turn and spot a group of 4 tragic queens pointing and laughing at me. I roll my eyes and smile cause the only way to deal with Chelsea queens and their jealousy issues is by looking straight into the eye of Hurricane Jaded Bitterness and giggling and kissing your lucky stars that you are not them.

What happens next is just priceless? The obvi IPHY stalkers give me the finger and say ' BOO To YOU!'

I couldn't help but laugh and shout the first thing that comes to my head, ' Fuck you Fag........'

Seriously about 30 queens around me started looking and gasping and saying ' OMG did you hear what that str8 guy just said.' ....'That hot guy just called someone a faggot'.....'Run we are about to get bashed!!!'

I didn't even wait for the last pimply faced Latina or the police officers ok to cross as I just ran across the street.

SO that was my pride. I find out I am hot, str8 looking and of course popular.

Kisses Faggots."