COCK BLOG OF THE DAY: boysbriefs
boysbriefs: "My mood instantly shifted from joyful exuberance to bleak depression. What a massive disappointment I must be to these people. I was the family's first grandchild, they probably thought I'd be the first one to get married, make babies and carry on the family name. Yet, here I stood all alone, gay, semi-drunk, barely able to afford a one bedroom condo in Midtown Atlanta with all the other faggots. Ugh. And now I had to go home by myself. This was the worst Christmas ever.
On the way to the car, my gay uncle detected my misery. When he asked what's wrong, I said, 'Did you realize I was the only grandchild there over 30, and the only one who came alone?'
'So what?' he responded. 'You're young, you're hot, you live in Atlanta. You should go out tonight. Have fun. Get laid.'
This seemed like sage advice from a fifty year old man who lived in the boonies with his longtime companion, their two dogs, and the best stocked bar in town. On the drive home, I realized he was right. It was the best Christmas present I got this year.
Thank God for gay uncles."
On the way to the car, my gay uncle detected my misery. When he asked what's wrong, I said, 'Did you realize I was the only grandchild there over 30, and the only one who came alone?'
'So what?' he responded. 'You're young, you're hot, you live in Atlanta. You should go out tonight. Have fun. Get laid.'
This seemed like sage advice from a fifty year old man who lived in the boonies with his longtime companion, their two dogs, and the best stocked bar in town. On the drive home, I realized he was right. It was the best Christmas present I got this year.
Thank God for gay uncles."
posted by cockoholick at 10:54 AM
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