Lipo

Shades of Gray: "As I was changing at the gym, two guys having what could possibly be the gayest conversation. Ever.

“I was thinking of getting liposuction.”
“Really? Me too!”
“My friend Cory just had it done, he looks awesome, I thought why not?”
“You should really go to Brazil. That’s where everyone goes.”
“Brazil? Are you crazy? The water in Brazil is filthy. I’d get an infection!”
“I think they use different water in the operating rooms, like distilled.”
“No thanks. Cory got his done at Mt. Sinai. That’s where I’m going.”
“Mt. Sinai?”
“Yeah I have some money, might as well use it right?”

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “locker room talk.” And people ask why I’m single."