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How was your day, Dan?: "Washington, D.C.
Who you want to meet: A gorgeous, high-powered politico with a job on Capitol Hill and a brownstone in Georgetown, who is fascinated by your thoughts on world affairs and loves kissing the nape of your neck.
Who you'll meet instead: A workaholic in a bad suit who binge drinks and wants a quick blow job in the bathroom.
Opening line: 'Where do you work?'
What that means: 'Is your job as shitty as mine?'"
Who you want to meet: A gorgeous, high-powered politico with a job on Capitol Hill and a brownstone in Georgetown, who is fascinated by your thoughts on world affairs and loves kissing the nape of your neck.
Who you'll meet instead: A workaholic in a bad suit who binge drinks and wants a quick blow job in the bathroom.
Opening line: 'Where do you work?'
What that means: 'Is your job as shitty as mine?'"
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