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How was your day, Dan?:
Philadelphia:
Who you want to meet: A nice pediatrician with Mainline Money who rows every morning on the Schuylkill and wakes you up with fresh Italian pastries on Sundays before strolling the Rocky steps.
Who you'll meet instead: A wife beater-wearing Guido or Mick who's cock reminds you of a cheesesteak (the smell-not the length unfortch) who doesn't tell you when he's cumming because "den you's wouldn't swallah."
Opening Line: "Where do you work?"
What that means: "I saw you at the free clinic after the Blue Ball, where I got more crack than the Liberty Bell."
Philadelphia:
Who you want to meet: A nice pediatrician with Mainline Money who rows every morning on the Schuylkill and wakes you up with fresh Italian pastries on Sundays before strolling the Rocky steps.
Who you'll meet instead: A wife beater-wearing Guido or Mick who's cock reminds you of a cheesesteak (the smell-not the length unfortch) who doesn't tell you when he's cumming because "den you's wouldn't swallah."
Opening Line: "Where do you work?"
What that means: "I saw you at the free clinic after the Blue Ball, where I got more crack than the Liberty Bell."
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