The FAGAT Guide
The FAGAT Guide: Do not throw things to gay people.
If you're in the office and need to pass the tape to the fag across the cubicle, for God's sake, get up and walk over there. Lending a pen? Slide it across the floor. Scissors? Just get him his own pair, he's just going to use them to trim his happy trail, anyway.
Because gay people, as a race, cannot catch. Go ahead and test this out. Find a queer and say 'Hey, CATCH!' Will he toss up his hands in basket formation? No. He will shriek, cover his face, and crouch in terror.
Obviously, there is one situation where this catching theory does not apply. But even that involves a fair share of crouching, and shreiking..."
If you're in the office and need to pass the tape to the fag across the cubicle, for God's sake, get up and walk over there. Lending a pen? Slide it across the floor. Scissors? Just get him his own pair, he's just going to use them to trim his happy trail, anyway.
Because gay people, as a race, cannot catch. Go ahead and test this out. Find a queer and say 'Hey, CATCH!' Will he toss up his hands in basket formation? No. He will shriek, cover his face, and crouch in terror.
Obviously, there is one situation where this catching theory does not apply. But even that involves a fair share of crouching, and shreiking..."
posted by cockoholick at 9:58 AM
1 Comments:
speak for yourself dude.
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