WOW Report

WOW Report: "f course I’m just MAD about Ashley Parker Angel, aren’t you? Or is it Ashley Angel Parker? Maybe Angel Ashley Parker Angel? Whatever. You know, the super-blonde prettyboy from O-town with his own reality show, There & Back, on MTV. You’ve watched it. Don’t deny it. You got sucked in during a Sunday marathon, and now you’re addicted to it. Admit it. It’s brilliant. He’s brilliant. Those bangs! I love him. In fact, I think I feel a gush coming on. You don’t mind, do you? I find that sometimes just talking about him makes the day a little brighter.

Now, for those of you living under a rock or named Terry Shiavo, the show chronicles the ups and downs of Ashley’s post-famous life, after O-town has broken up, as he tries for a comeback and struggles to support his evil, pregnant girlfriend. It’s absolutely hypnotic. You can’t take your eyes off him. He’s gotten much prettier since his O-town days. There’s a new-found fragility and a shy, angelic quality that wasn’t there before. Then there are THOSE KILLER BANGS, of course, all floppy and just hanging down over those puppydog eyes. OH! OH! And that wistful, please-love-me smile. SQUEEEAL!

He wasn’t even that cute before. Clearly, humility has made him hotter. And there is no shortage of that here. This show is built on humiliation. HIS humiliation. His complete and utter emasculation, in fact."